An NHS musical

Sometime's it's best to go straight for Godwin's Law, and so I offer up the following attempt at humour based upon the epic musical "Springtime for Hitler"

The NHS was doing nicely
What a great, great story
And then came the elections
Where we elected the Tories

Suddenly we need a new way to be
A liberal economic victory
No top down reorganisation became
Revolution for you and me

And now it's springtime for Lansley and Jeremy
Corporations are happy and gay
Dismantling the nation's safety net
On multinationals, our health we gladly bet

Springtime for Lansley and Jeremy
Winter for Pensioners and Plebs
Springtime for Lansley and Jeremy
Come on patients, come offer your thanks

I was born thanks to Virgin Care, and that is why they call me Rare
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, make sure you vote for the Tory party

Springtime for Lansley and Jeremy
Healthcare with healthy margin
Never mind the needs of the populace
Private care is on the rise again

Springtime for Lansley and Jeremy
Huge debts will build up once more
Springtime for Lansley and Jeremy

Means that
Soon there'll be no need
We've get to where there's no need
You know there'll be no more tax